"Once upon a time in the land of Equestria, the universe was ruled by two great ponies until one of them banished the other to the moon for 1000 years for the lulz."
This is a sequel to Friendship is Magic Bitch ([link]). If you leave a comment, I WILL reply to it (haters will be shunned). Thanks for the love and support these past 6 years!
If you like this or Friendship is Magic Bitch ([link]), please check out My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on youtube (while SOPA allows it) and also check out the abriged series, Friendship is Witchcraft ([link]) , as it's utterly hilarious and needs more love.
So says Skaijo.
Skippy: ... I'm going to commit suicide!
Luna: NO DONT DO IT! NO, NO SKIPPY! NO!
Luna: NO DONT DO IT!
Luna: NO NO NO!!
Luna: NAWWURUEURAHA NO!
Luna: GET BACK HERE SKIPPYYY
Luna: UEH GET BACK HERE SKIPPY! DONT DIE!
Luna: GET BACK HERE SKIPPY DONT DIE
Luna: ASNHNBEEREMVJWWEEE SKIPPY!
Luna: SAY SOMETHING SKIPPY!!
Skippy: Your parents are dead!
Luna: Fk you skippy.
Nightmare moon: say something skippy!
Skippy: your parents are dead
Nightmare moon: fuck you skippy