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Mai Darling's Repair Notes

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Dr. Sweetheart (a.k.a. "Jugs") formed new spiffy board--discussed surge of “security breeches” at me.

^{Side Note}: Resisting urge to SMASH...

^{Amended Side Note}: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

I say--Darling Tech's security is perf-- impecca... decent... But leave it to whore to tell you when decency isn't good enough.

Prob. estimd. BABY v.3 has been breaking out of the Repair Ward at exponential frequency = Security Breech = {BABY * [ ((presence of underwear)²) / (presence of security)] – (quality of chains)}. Any D-cup dumbass with a doctorate in accounting can escape from the RW, I said. But board still wants revamped security measures.

^{Side Note}: Whatever bitches.

List of demands include—new security bot series? If they gave the three seconds to fix the BABY v.3 issue, they wouldn't need their new stupid robots in first place! Whole company teeming with jackasses in business suits. Damn sweetheart. That damned Sweetheart. Too busy attacking the fundamental mysteries of lip gloss to realize that robots don't rain from the heavens.

Speaking of heaven, I wonder if mom and dad had to go through this shit when they ran company. Better off dead—

Jeffrey says they're retired and living fabulously in Vegas.

I say I know. Better off dead anyway.



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Art by Xyionan, who drew this live for me only to have photoshop crash at the very last second. He redrew it all over again at that same incredibly early morning. <3 Posted with permission!


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